Take emotion out of it. “I’m gonna put my thumb through your eye!!!”
The Gang Can’t Believe the Development Team Has No Availability
At capacity? For us. Nooooo thank you.
The Gang Reads Requirements
YOUR ILLITERACY HAS SCREWED US AGAIN!
The Gang Gives a Demo
We’re going to paint your room a color that’s not stupid.
The Gang Needs Their Tools
IDEs, Environment access, I need my tools!
The Gang Introduces Themselves to a New Project Team
It’s about respect and intimidation.
The Gang Desperately Tries to Clear a Persistent Bug
It’ll blow you to safety!
The Gang Undergoes a Code Review
You’re trapped!!! You’re trapped!!! You’re trapped!!! We’re going to point out all your faults.
The Gang Explains the Details of Their Project to Other People
I can’t explain it! I’m not an idiot! There’s a reason I do the things I do.
The Gang Talks About Work/Life Balance with Their Family and Friends
I start thinking and it makes me so angry.